So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut [EDIT: No, I do not mean to offend anyone with the term “religious nut” because it’s not what i made up for her. She literally self-proclaimed herself as a “religious nut”.]
She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god”and I was doing my nails right now and got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well
Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.
I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNINGWe were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair
YOU ARE MY HERO
Reblogging just for the caption.
UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry.
OHMYGOD IT GOT BETTER
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED OMFG I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE PERFECT PLEASE GIVE US MORE UPDATES OMG
Update: I know some of you were looking forward to an update today, but the girl was having a rough day and I didn’t want to make it worse for her. So, rather than do anything, I guess I’ll give you a story about one of the things that’s happened in the past involving me and her. We were having a discussion in English class one day, and we were on the subject of religions and pet peeves. I raised my hand, something I don’t usually do, and ended up talking about homophobics. Basically, I explained how I have no problem with people who are homophobic, but I get extremely annoyed when they use something like, for example, the Bible as an excuse. Apparently the girl is homophobic and she says it’s because the Bible says it’s wrong.. So while I was talking to the teacher, she leaned all the way back in her chair and glared at me until I finished talking, and ever since then we’re never really gotten along.
Update: So what happened today was completely unintentional…I was listening to “Kill Everybody” by Skrillex earlier in the day, so when the final bell rang, I was heading towards my locker singing it quietly. I didn’t even realize she was behind me, nor that she could head me until I finished singing the chorus and heard her gasp and half walk/run away from me…Anyways, I was thinking about maybe telling her the truth tomorrow. New update tomorrow afternoon.
Update: So, I confronted her today. She was in utter disbelief. When I finished telling her that she shouldn’t judge people or assume thing’s just from appearances, she was defiant and tried to argue with me that I was following her. Never had I followed her nor had I been within 5 feet of her at any time, except for when we sat next to each other in biology. When I informed her it was all her paranoia and psychological subconscious making her believe I was doing all those things, she kind of sheepishly apologized to me, said she understood why I did what I did and walked off awkwardly. Mission accomplished and lesson learned. Thank you for keeping track of this for all of you, and I know a few of you have even reblogged this multiple times and I hope you all know, I appreciate each and every one of you. See you guys later in further on post’s.
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